unpopular furniture

Sigh. I debated, Gentle Readers. I debated whether to violate my "say mostly nice things" policy and write this letter to Restoration Hardware. Ultimately, I decided that in the same spirit I provided Pottery Barn and Target with some, ah, constructive criticism in the past, so too might Restoration Hardware benefit from a friendly chat. I mean, wouldn't you want to know what people were saying behind your back?

Dear Restoration Hardware,
I am a former fan who is worried about you....